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“How does it work? Well, Fast-acting Be KANYE tablets were created by Dr. Tulosba in 2005 after a freak lab accident involving sodium chlorate and orange soda. But his tragedy is our treasure as – after a long patent process and brief stolen identity suit – Be KANYE tablets are now available over the counter.

The tablets, containing a unique blend of Kanye’s microscopic biogenetic materials, interact with your body’s own chemistry by turning you into music star Kanye West. The effect is, unfortunately, reversible but lasts for hours and can be replicated as often as you like. However, Dr. Tulosba recommends taking no more than 12 tablets daily. It is also important to note that Be KANYE tablets are not tested on animals. That would be weird.”

This, of course, is a hilarious viral ad by the Absolut® brand. There is a countdown running down on the BeKANYE site, so stay tuned and sign the newsletter. Who knows what’s more to come!

[via BeKANYE]